I suggest you volunteer some of your time to the poor, infirm, or disabled.
Naa, just kidding. How about hand-engraving each of the legal names of the residents of the city of Green Bay, Wisconsin onto the stock? Then you could post pictures of the result in News/Activism.
Naa, just kidding. Great idea. Didn’t know there were octagonal barrel models that “weren’t valuable.”
Ok, he can call it the "Brett Farve Tribute Rifle".