[Hugin]

Newt Gingrich will be elected President despite massive Democrat cheating.

Mitt Romney will have a nervous breakdown, and disappear from public view for several months, then start a hedge fund.

Michele Bachmann will be elected speaker.

Rick Santorum will start a PAC.

Rick Perry will be named Secratary of Energy. Three months later the department will be abolished.

Tim Pawlenty will continue to do whatever the hell he is doing.

Herman Cain will get divorced and start a retail chain selling everything for $9.99.

Sarah and Todd Palin will host a hunting and fishing show for the Outdoor Channel.

Ron Paul will announce he is running for president in 2016.

[TLI]

Rick Perry will be named Secratary of Energy. Three months later the department will be abolished.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Little Ricky just can not catch a break...

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[COBOL2Java]

Mitt Romney will have a nervous breakdown, and disappear from public view for several months, then start a hedge fund.

A defeated and disgraced Mitt Romney will build a replica of the White House in Salt Lake City and demand that his servants address him as "Mr. President"