I hear ya...start with the t-shirt. Shouldn't it be a vee neck? Wait...when I got out in 87 it was crew neck, after it was vee neck because crew neck caused the Jordan bacon neck....
...all this from the same Corps that had us wearing white crew necks with cammies for awhile and then going to a green crew neck that turned brown when you washed it...God, I miss that...(non /s)
Let's start with an iron, the boy looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster. You don't disgrace my uniform looking like that. I make no apologies for it...I would've peeled his face off.