[Secret Agent Man]

The perfect woman doesn’t exist either.

Though the media and women will never report that one.

[MasterGunner01]

The ladies think they are images of perfection, but unfortunately the curse of feminism afflicts many. There are plenty of guys who would make good husbands and fathers, but Ms. Perfect is looking for her version of “perfect”. Big mistake. She thinks the quality guys are boring. She wants someone who's flashy or has a bit of “bad boy” in him. These kinds of guys make life exciting. Party!

The problem is that Mr. Flashy is either gay or a narcissist. Mr. Bad Boy really IS a bad boy. Mr. Boring gave up long ago (and may gave gotten snapped up by a much wiser female). Ms. Perfect then defaults to Mr. Less-Than-Perfect and proceeds to make his life a living hell for the rest of it or the divorce, whichever comes first.