Cue Mr. Garrison:
I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...
Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry &@@!@()# Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven’t noticed
It’s Jesus’s birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and &@@!@()# celebrate.
I’m crying here, and now, thank you so very much, I have a song I can’t sing around my kids stuck in my head!