Oh, now. You’re being unfair. That there’s a dee-luxe deerstand, a status symbol. You’ve got to know what you’re looking at. Shoot, that thing’s even wired.
Deer stand - darn! You beat me to it.
Hey, man— y’all caint spect me to go down ‘at dere ladder wid a half bottle of chattanooga choo choo on board do yah?
Too funny— deer stand. Like that exscape ladder in back.