[COBOL2Java]

I was just talking to the wife about this a few minutes ago and she’s convinced that their Big Macs have gotten smaller over the years. I mean smaller in diameter. Could this be true?

Maybe you've gotten bigger? [running for cover]

[youngidiot]

Maybe you've gotten bigger? [running for cover]

Impossible. I'm the same size as I was when I graduated high school some 20 years ago. It's just that my wife doesn't know how to do laundry. She's been shrinking every damn thing I own, year after year.