[Yankee]

Amo vote fo you one mo damn time but I best see a damn Lexus, parked outside my house come Kwanzaa, Homie. You feelin' me?

[Ernie Kaputnik]

That caught me off-guard. I was in the midst of drinking some hot tea, and it squirted out of my nose. Painful, but that was too damn funny.

Hammer meets nail.

Excellent!