“I’m Scots/Irish/Hillbilly/Hick.”
Well, then. I’m sure you know why God invented whiskey.
It was to keep the Irish from fighting ALL of the time...
(from a Blockhead Swede / Polish mutt)
God gave the Irish whiskey so they wouldn’t rule the world.
Then God gave the Irish the potato famine so they would.
[now, you wanna fight about that?]
;-D