[JRandomFreeper]

Now if the government would just ban flush toilets for the public good..

There will be a war, then. I've kept an old high-flow flush toilet here in my shotgun shack, and won't give it up while I live and breath.

There's a battle rifle leaned in the corner near it to be handy for protecting it.

/johnny

[Average Al]

With a sign over it, A good flush or die!