1. Larry Sinclaire fellated Obama in the back of a limo —the muslim had smoked crack earlier that day. Obama nibbled on the back of Larry’s neck as he did that, and liked it so much he drove back the next day for a repeat.
2. You can’t enroll in an Indonesian madrassa without BEING MUSLIM.
3. It’s likely his tuition at Occidental was as a FOREIGN STUDENT.
4. He said he was a Constitutional Law Scholar —he was no such thing. He was a visiting adjunct at his law school. That’s a ridiculous distortion. His former colleagues widely reported him as lazy, and he was admitted only after it was ordered from high above on the hiring committee.
5. It’s almost certain he ordered the export of about 2,500 military rifles to mexican drug kinpins. So far it has been established that the number of Mexican deaths from these weapons now number 300, but the more likely number is 3,000. US weapons have gone many places in history, but never before with the specific intent of undermining our OWN constitution.
6. Black militants in combat boots scared Chicago voters away from polls, but the muslim bisexual magically Made It OK —no legal reasoning was ever given.