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Gaydar for Android (Version 1.0.1 free download)
CNET ^ | 1/28/12

Posted on 01/28/2012 4:37:54 PM PST by Libloather

Gaydar for Android

**SNIP**

From QSoft Consulting Limited:
Discreetly take pictures to judge whether a person is straight, metrosexual, or gay! Picture is automatically saved to your phone so you can view it at any time! The most accurate Gaydar on Android! Recent changes:Version 1.0.1 features larger "Straight", "Metro" and "Gay" graphics.


TOPICS:
KEYWORDS: android; download; gaydar; internet
Content rating: Everyone

And that applies to you.


1 posted on 01/28/2012 4:38:02 PM PST by Libloather
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To: Libloather
Meh... All they are doing is pinging local devices and pointing out Apple owners. ;)

Ducking and running.

/johnny

2 posted on 01/28/2012 4:44:59 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Libloather

Libloather, I downloaded the app and I took a picture of myself.

I think I love you.


3 posted on 01/28/2012 4:47:40 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Libloather
Speaking of Gaydar...my across the street neighbors are two old gay guys (quite wealthy actually)...and they think Romney is sweeeeeet!

They say his walk gives him away. Tall guy...short steps.

Just saying.

4 posted on 01/28/2012 4:49:14 PM PST by RoosterRedux (Newt: "Why vote for the guy who lost to the guy who lost to Obama?")
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To: JRandomFreeper

“Meh... All they are doing is pinging local devices and pointing out Apple owners. ;)”

LOL, good one.

Seriously, I wonder if it ACTUALLY makes an attempt to perform was it claims to, or is it just a randomizer?

It’s PLAUSIBLE that perhaps an audio analyzer, color analyzer, and some kind of image recognition algorithm could be applied, although what goes on in a human’s gaydar would be very challenging for even IBM’s computer to even begin to emulate.


5 posted on 01/28/2012 4:51:29 PM PST by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: RoosterRedux

Maybe RINOism confuses the gaydar. Or, if it’s true, Romney and Obama could out each other.


6 posted on 01/28/2012 4:53:01 PM PST by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: Libloather

7 posted on 01/28/2012 4:55:32 PM PST by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: Libloather

That’s funny! The mister is looking now, the guys at work will have fun teasing each other with this.

A cool app kiddo turned me onto and I passed to the mister—

Google skymap or Iphone starwalk. Cool stuff!

The mister will have me outside freezing my rear off looking through the telescope, so this app is pretty sweet for him.


8 posted on 01/28/2012 4:56:54 PM PST by Irenic
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To: Libloather
Oh God.

I'm gay.

Oh Lord have mercy.

9 posted on 01/28/2012 4:57:37 PM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Defiant
Actually, I think Romney, as a Mormon, is so intensely repressed (like a muslim), that he has no idea who or what he is.

He worked all week and spent all weekend at the Mormon "church."

Romney is a cult member...his free time has been taken.

Introspection...philosophy...the examined life?

Not a Mormon thing!

10 posted on 01/28/2012 4:59:04 PM PST by RoosterRedux (Newt: "Why vote for the guy who lost to the guy who lost to Obama?")
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To: Libloather
Well I clicked on the link to see if it would describe how it does what it claims, but I don't see any description. But I think something like this could actually be possible today with a fair amount of accuracy. There are already apps which can take pictures of faces and recognize the person based on photos previously submitted to the app server. Since this site seems to go to a gay dating site, it can search its own photos people upload to see if any match.

There are also, or will soon be apps to do the same thing from images mined from sites like Facebook. If the software can recognize you, it can most likely answer a question like this based on information you have already left on the internet, what comments you have made on websites, which sites you visit, what is in your emails, Facebook posts, etc.

11 posted on 01/28/2012 5:00:18 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
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To: Lazamataz

Stay. The. Heck. Away. From. Me!


12 posted on 01/28/2012 5:03:41 PM PST by null and void (Day 1103 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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Liberals

What Can You Say?

Donate

13 posted on 01/28/2012 5:04:39 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: Lazamataz
-- I'm gay. --

It's an open secret that you're a lesbian in a man's body.

14 posted on 01/28/2012 5:05:48 PM PST by Cboldt
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To: Libloather

Not needed (unless you’re bi-curious or otherwise confused).


15 posted on 01/28/2012 5:06:11 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Irenic
I was recently in Florida. One of my co-workers took a short video of our meeting room set when it was empty.

He played it back using an IPhone special FX app, and as we were watching, in the video, an asteroid landed in the middle of the room and blew it up.

16 posted on 01/28/2012 5:08:13 PM PST by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: DJ MacWoW; Lazamataz

After Laz’s most recent revelation, I’m waiting for his trademark “I’d hit it” in response to the picture of whatever that is.


17 posted on 01/28/2012 5:09:59 PM PST by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: The Antiyuppie
Seriously, I wonder if it ACTUALLY makes an attempt to perform was it claims to, or is it just a randomizer?

I very much doubt that. A device that can do this would have to be an AI with IQ of 6,000.

Seriously, though, even humans - who are probably the best classifiers of other humans - have trouble identifying who is who and when. There are too many factors involved, and a simple still photo will not do much. The behavior of the suspect is far more telling. One day I saw a worker at a fast food place who was talking in medium-high pitch and wearing a rainbow armband. I still have no idea if that creature was originally a man, a woman, or something else. I never saw it there again - perhaps more than one customer was aghast at such behavior and they made it known.

18 posted on 01/28/2012 5:10:36 PM PST by Greysard
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To: Libloather

I don’t need that app. I work in West Hollywood and surrounded by these freaks.


19 posted on 01/28/2012 5:14:45 PM PST by max americana (Buttcrack Obama is an idiot)
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To: Jonty30
I think I love you.

Not me. (Any and all photos posted by you will be considered at a later date. You do look just like Farrah Fawcett - right?)

20 posted on 01/28/2012 5:18:14 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Libloather
I have a GAYDAR right back here. Oh Pleeth.


21 posted on 01/28/2012 5:18:16 PM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: RoosterRedux
They say his walk gives him away. Tall guy...short steps.

Uh oh, when I get up to go make wee wee at night I count about 30 steps and the bath room is only about 15 feet away.

Let's see, average a dozen trips a night (seems like). 30 steps one way, never mind, I'm too old to do the math.

22 posted on 01/28/2012 5:18:46 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Eccl 10 v. 19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.)
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To: Repeat Offender; Lazamataz

After that revelation, he can hit himself.


23 posted on 01/28/2012 5:19:25 PM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Libloather

Ah yeah.

If you look at me and Farrah, standing side-by-side, from about the same distance between the moon and the earth, we have a lot of similarities.


24 posted on 01/28/2012 5:24:59 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Vince Ferrer
Well I clicked on the link to see if it would describe how it does what it claims...

They saw you comin', so to speak.

25 posted on 01/28/2012 5:25:52 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: DuncanWaring

>>>After that revelation, he can hit himself.

There’s a meme for that... 3 letters, starts with “F”


26 posted on 01/28/2012 5:27:26 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (Willard Romney, purveyor of the world's finest bullmitt. | FR Class of 1998 |)
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To: Repeat Offender; Lazamataz
It looks like the pictured person has yet to decide what it is. "Clown" comes to mind.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

27 posted on 01/28/2012 5:28:01 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: Graybeard58
lol...the Wee Walk is an exception to the rule.

Just hurry!;-)

28 posted on 01/28/2012 5:28:44 PM PST by RoosterRedux (Newt: "Why vote for the guy who lost to the guy who lost to Obama?")
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To: Libloather

29 posted on 01/28/2012 5:31:36 PM PST by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: max americana
I don’t need that app.

New song title - 'I don't need no app'. Pimp it around and see what happens.

30 posted on 01/28/2012 5:34:43 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Jonty30
If you look at me and Farrah, standing side-by-side, from about the same distance between the moon and the earth, we have a lot of similarities.

Are you dead as well?

31 posted on 01/28/2012 5:35:12 PM PST by Former War Criminal (...and proud Hobbit.)
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To: Former War Criminal

Don’t call me dead.

Call me a non-complainer.


32 posted on 01/28/2012 5:38:36 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Keith in Iowa
There’s a meme for that... 3 letters, starts with “F”

Is that you, Joe Biden?

"Jobs."

33 posted on 01/28/2012 5:39:24 PM PST by Former War Criminal (...and proud Hobbit.)
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To: smokingfrog
Not needed (unless you’re bi-curious or otherwise confused).

And there are other times when you wonder...


34 posted on 01/28/2012 5:43:36 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Tex-Con-Man

great episode


35 posted on 01/28/2012 5:50:31 PM PST by Nevadan
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To: Lazamataz

Puts a new twist on Laz would hit it.


36 posted on 01/28/2012 6:02:11 PM PST by mountn man (Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
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To: RoosterRedux

http://www.libertypages.com/cgw/2008/08/25/lds-philosophy-blogs/


37 posted on 01/28/2012 6:24:23 PM PST by Heuristic Hiker
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To: Irenic

I was a man, trapped in the body of...a man!

Not much of a story there, I admit.


38 posted on 01/28/2012 6:25:25 PM PST by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: Tex-Con-Man

He played it back using an IPhone special FX app, and as we were watching, in the video, an asteroid landed in the middle of the room and blew it up.
******************

Oh chit! I think the same thing just happened to my mind. You are bad luck! Whoosh!


39 posted on 01/28/2012 6:53:59 PM PST by Irenic
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To: Libloather

Metrosexual is bisexual. I thought so.


40 posted on 01/28/2012 7:14:58 PM PST by SaraJohnson
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To: SaraJohnson
Metrosexual is bisexual. I thought so.

WHY didn't you tell anyone else? Could've been worth millions!

41 posted on 01/28/2012 7:24:30 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
Meh... All they are doing is pinging local devices and pointing out Apple owners. ;)

I don't care who you are - that's funny!

42 posted on 01/28/2012 8:18:50 PM PST by Talisker (Apology accepted, Captain Needa.)
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To: Lazamataz
YOU SHALL NOT HIT ME.
43 posted on 01/29/2012 8:59:30 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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