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I JUST MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!! [Vanity]
Feb 2, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 02/02/2012 11:07:10 AM PST by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz
Has she met your mom yet?


61 posted on 02/02/2012 12:51:04 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Mich Patriot
Yes, I realize that is no small task. I also note that we share certain traits...such as neither of us are the least bit ashamed of our normal male urges. I tip my hat to you, sir.

We are MANLY MEN who have no fear of being MEN, although we couch our terms ever so slightly as to not offend FR sensibilities. Yet at the same time, we are MANLY MANLY MEN made out of TESTOSTERONE and IRON!


62 posted on 02/02/2012 12:53:15 PM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

Nice buns.


63 posted on 02/02/2012 1:03:56 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: laker_dad
You’ll “dump” her soon...

And "wipe" her from my life.

64 posted on 02/02/2012 1:10:59 PM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ha ha ha...that’s EXACTLY right!


65 posted on 02/02/2012 1:14:43 PM PST by Mich Patriot (I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lazamataz
Well, go figure. Last night I met the love of my life.

A bold proclamation. Be careful. If it doesn't work out, you're going to end up with egg all over your face.
66 posted on 02/02/2012 1:24:34 PM PST by mmichaels1970
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To: Lazamataz

Needs cheese.


67 posted on 02/02/2012 1:32:31 PM PST by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: Lazamataz
And "wipe" her from my life.

Yes... she'll be awash with grief as she exits your back door...

68 posted on 02/02/2012 1:54:13 PM PST by laker_dad
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To: Lazamataz

Is this gonna be an open marriage? ‘Cause you’re gonna need some curly fries to go with that lil’ heartstopper.


69 posted on 02/02/2012 2:00:40 PM PST by TADSLOS (There's 46 more reasons for Newt to stay on the attack!!)
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To: Lazamataz

my problem wasn’t hardenin of the arteries

I ate one and woke up in a bathtub w/ a 4 hour erection


70 posted on 02/02/2012 2:09:33 PM PST by advertising guy (Obama is a world class liar, but Eric Holder does it backwards in high heels)
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To: isthisnickcool

Around here we call that the Triple Bypass Special.

Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can fetch 2 cups of coffe and 6 donuts.


71 posted on 02/02/2012 2:09:51 PM PST by TStro
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To: Lazamataz

Wow, Lazzie! I’d fall off my diet for one of those!!


72 posted on 02/02/2012 3:51:46 PM PST by redhead (, , , comedian)
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To: Lazamataz
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73 posted on 02/02/2012 3:54:33 PM PST by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: Lazamataz

It needs maple syrup. Unless you use a maple doughnut. Then a sprinkling of confectioners sugar will suffice.


74 posted on 02/02/2012 5:01:09 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati)
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To: fredhead
My blood sugar is high, new diagnosis of Type II diabetes. My cholesterol is high, walking heart attack. My blood pressure is just a little high.

That's what you get for going to the doctor.

75 posted on 02/02/2012 5:30:32 PM PST by xone
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