Can’t say I ever was that drunk in college.
A very drunk roommate once uttered the proverbial “hey y’all watch this,” lifted one leg in the air and lit a fart with a butane lighter. Yes, they do ignite, very successfully in his instance; it set his Levis on fire. He ran, well, stumbled down the hall swatting flames on his backside and yelling obscenities, into the bathroom to the communal showers and then drenched himself.
Does this count?
“A very drunk roommate once uttered the proverbial “hey y’all watch this,” lifted one leg in the air and lit a fart with a butane lighter. Yes, they do ignite, very successfully in his instance”
Oh yes, they ignite very well. Methane gas. One of my buddies used to do that stunt. After a few drinks he’d sit on a chair that had a wooden seat and light farts to great acclaim. Bravo! Very impressive fireballs between his legs. I saw when a big one got too hot for him and he he jumped from the chair swatting at his crotch! He wisely abandoned that line of entertainment.