More cat mind control at work.
“Mr. Fluffy commands you to kick the dog! Yes! Kick the dog! Bwahahahahahaha!”
The only way to battle cat mind control is to stick a candy thermometer up the cat’s behind. Cats who are using mind control invariably have a temperature around carmel. Not that this stops the mind control, but you’ve never seen speed until you try to stick a candy thermometer up a cat’s ass.