"Well," his father said, "your mother and I decided to give our children names that would remind us of the night they were conceived.
"On the night your brother was conceived, it was stormy, the sky filled with lightning and thunder. On a bluff, we saw a wolf howling in the rain. So we named your brother 'Wolf-Who-Sings-With-the-Thunder.'
"When your sister was conceived, we were camped beside a quiet lake, watching the moon. So we named her 'Full-Moon-Shining-on-Still Water.'"
"Oh," said the boy. "Hope I didn't bother you with all my questions."
"Not at all," replied his father, "That's how you learn, Large-Defective-Condom-Made-in-China."
MEDICAL ALERT...
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you get WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or all of these three antidotes - Really Urgent Medicine (RUM), Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.