Cat’s in the Kettle, by Weird Al Yankovich
sung to “Cat’s in the Cradle”
Did you ever think when you eat chinese,
it’s not fish or chicken but a fat siamese,
oh the food tastes great, so you don’t complain
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein
and I looked away when I saw what I thought I saw
Garfield’s on my fork, he’s PURRING ON MY FORK
and the cat’s in the kettle at the “Peking Moon”
a little place I go get lunch at noon...