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To: tioga

“Shmuck” is a wonderfully descriptive word, for Jew and Gentile alike. My favorite “shmuck joke”:

A woman says to her hen-pecked husband, “Harry, you are such a shmuck. If they had a contest of all the shmucks in the world, you would finish second.”

“Second? Why second?”

“’cause you’re a shmuck!”


26 posted on 02/24/2012 6:00:17 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (How bad would an Obama II administration be, without the constraints of re-election?)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

a great word, it beats the other four letter word that rhymes with ruck.....

;^)


27 posted on 02/24/2012 6:03:30 AM PST by tioga
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

and that IS a great joke. LOL


28 posted on 02/24/2012 6:07:41 AM PST by tioga
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Schmuck alert!


33 posted on 02/24/2012 6:46:24 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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