The ad rem of the event boils down to the ruck showing up for breakfast and then someone shouted they had run out of bacon. The crowd wasn’t interested in the gallimaufry of breakfast items if there was no bacon. Thus the cacography on the walls included food from the food fight that ensued. The tenebrific zeitgeist was rowdy with food flying everywhere. The panjandrum who started it all was smiling as he sat in detention that night. He got a minatory lecture from the principal who exuviated the BS and came up with the idoneous punishment. The culprit had spent the day scrubbing down the cafeteria. The principal, a funambulist, was fairly pedant about the cleanup. The cafeteria was now spotless. Till they run out of bacon again.
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