More like this guy:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s7dP6DRF9ws/TUblBUPvBfI/AAAAAAAAAHw/GJIAgrAiYGc/s1600/handlebar-mustache.jpg
Yikes! LOL!
That would be awesome! I have an Irishman’s facial hair, so I look like a 13 year old Mexican. I can’t grow anything, but I have to shave to avoid looking like a bum.