[Hunton Peck]

"I went to a symphony concert and a White Sox game broke out!"

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: One concert-goer described the look as “dagger eyes.” ::

Because his “jazz hands” were busy conducting?

[ILS21R]

"The concert never stopped, but Muti shot a glance over his left shoulder toward the box where the punches were thrown. One concert-goer described the look as “dagger eyes.”

[JaguarXKE]

I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.

[bigbob]

Dang! Being elite just ain’t what it used to be...

[Larry Lucido]

Jerry: “I like this opera crowd. I feel tough.”

[Robwin]

Look on the bright side. This happened in Chicago and no one shot anybody.

[GreenHornet]

I fear this could be the start of a long and bloody classical music war similar the the East Coast - West Coast rap wars that took place a number of years ago.

[Ken H]

That’s the trouble with our culture today. Too much sex and violins.

[and so?]

Don't you just hate it when you attend an event like this or an opera in an attempt to improve your cultural "street creds" and this happens...?

...yeah me too...makes it hard to enjoy the paté and Moët afterward...

[decal]

Never take a baton to a fistfight...