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NPR know-it-alls drive me crazy with their historical revisionism of the English language.
frustration | 3-15-2012 | Dangus

Posted on 03/15/2012 6:20:33 AM PDT by dangus

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1 posted on 03/15/2012 6:20:36 AM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus
Yeah?

Well ... my uncle did not marry an insect, neether ... uhhh ... nyether .... uhhh ... well, he dint .. that's all.

2 posted on 03/15/2012 6:25:25 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: dangus
Whales are fish

When did THIS happen?

3 posted on 03/15/2012 6:30:41 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: dangus

Uranus was spelled (or spelt) omicron, upsilon, alpha, nu, omicron, sigma, with the accent on the ultima, and would therefore have been pronounced o-ran-OS by the Greeks.

But only a pedant would use the correct classical Greek pronunciation in English. You might as well say ‘Kaisar’ and ‘faikes’ instead of Caesar and feces.


4 posted on 03/15/2012 6:31:03 AM PDT by proxy_user
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To: dangus
How about Pock-ee-ston?

Or the reporters who always sound like they came from south of the border when they have to pronounce Nicaragua?

How the hell did the 7th planet become "urineness?"

Because they got tired of all the jokes about your-anus.

5 posted on 03/15/2012 6:32:53 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: dangus
...but then neither are cuttlefish, jellyfish, starfish, shellfish,...

Those aren't fish, either.

6 posted on 03/15/2012 6:34:21 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: KarlInOhio

The rule is that if the inhabitants of a given place are non-White, you have to pronounce the city with the accent of those inhabitants. Even when the name is an exonym. It’s just that the minds at NPR would explode to discover that places like Argentina, Chile, etc., are predominant white.


7 posted on 03/15/2012 6:45:01 AM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus
Insert "You mad Bro" graphic here...

But yes, NPR frequently makes me want to shoot something. They never seem to realize that as a class, they appear to be educated far beyond their intelligence.

8 posted on 03/15/2012 6:45:55 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: dangus
Dangus is ENTMAN!
9 posted on 03/15/2012 6:48:35 AM PDT by HenryArmitage (it was not meant that we should voyage far.)
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To: dangus

Whales are fish.

******
HUH?


10 posted on 03/15/2012 6:50:43 AM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: KarlInOhio
Oops. I left out the joke about Uranus's name being changed on Futurama.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/a6o404/futurama-smelloscope at 0:37.

11 posted on 03/15/2012 6:51:02 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: ShadowAce

If 80% of what are called ‘fish’ aren’t ‘pisces’, maybe its time to abandon the soppy shorthand that the definition of an ancient word is simply defined by a modern term. Fish =/= pisces. Get over it. Making that false presumption only destroys your ability to read Shakespeare, the prophet Jonah, and any other source where sea creatures are called ‘fish.’


12 posted on 03/15/2012 6:51:25 AM PDT by dangus
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To: HenryArmitage

Yes, but Etymology Man was defeated by a large bug he was unwisely summoned to conquer.


13 posted on 03/15/2012 6:54:08 AM PDT by dangus
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To: KarlInOhio
Every time I hear the Kenyan say it that way I think of this idiot...
14 posted on 03/15/2012 6:55:00 AM PDT by stevecmd
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To: autumnraine
Whales are fish.

******

HUH?

I agree. Whales are no more "fish" than a seal or sea lion is.

15 posted on 03/15/2012 6:58:44 AM PDT by Inyo-Mono (My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
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To: dangus
I briefly dated a girl who was studying German and had just spent a semester in Regensberg. She was driven to distraction by my references to "Munich" and "Bavaria."

She: "I don't know why you keep calling them that? That's not what they're called!"
Me: "What should I call them?"
She: "Munchen and Bayern, of course!"

Bye-bye.

16 posted on 03/15/2012 7:00:06 AM PDT by Oratam
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To: dangus

Good grief, has it gotten to the point where they’re saying “Meheecoh” on NPR now? Ever since Dear Leader started with the Pahkeestahn business, the media have really let themselves go with the non-anglo pronunciations (which is a form of sticking it to The Man and therefore irresistable to leftists).


17 posted on 03/15/2012 7:01:28 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: dangus

NPR needs to use the correct “Commie” for “progressive” and socialist for ‘rat.


18 posted on 03/15/2012 7:05:13 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: dangus

These are the same kinds of folks who would say that peanuts aren’t nuts and that tomatoes aren’t vegetables. I expect one of them will be shot in a pub one day while arguing how much beer should be in a pint.


19 posted on 03/15/2012 7:06:09 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (May Mitt Romney be the Paul Tsongas of 2012.)
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To: dangus

The Prince of Whales will be upset to hear that whales are not mammals. The confusion is understandable; however, as NPR is almost exclusively populated by dead fish.


20 posted on 03/15/2012 7:08:14 AM PDT by davius (You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
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