Just think - If events had taken a different turn she might have become First Concubine of The US.
We would have COTUS to go along with POTUS and FLOTUS.
I thought of that (how history might have turned out different). At first I thought - wow - the National Enquirer changed history. Then I thought - OK - but this is really the clinton machine - which sort of puts things in perspective.
“We would have COTUS to go along with POTUS and FLOTUS.”
Clearly that should be COITUS: “Concubine Of Idiot Troubling United States”.