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I understand that you don’t have a ton of extra time to read books, so I’ve
compiled a short list of books that can be read at a single sitting:
World’s
Shortest
Books
MY BLACK
GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger
Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al
Sharpton
______________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT
BILL
By Hillary Clinton
___________________________________
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT
HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
_____________________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOWTO BE
TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________
GUIDE TO: THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFETO THE
FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
__________________________________
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED
BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie
O’Donnell
_______________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
__________________________________
THE AMISH PHONE
DIRECTORY
_______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FINDTHE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
_________________________________________
HOW TO DRINK &DRIVE
SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
______________________________
MY BOOKOF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introductionby
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
____________________________________________________
HOW TO WIN A
SUPERBOWL
BY THE DETROIT LIONS
___________________________________________________
My Complete
Knowledgeof Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
________________________________________________________
And the shortest
book of them all...
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL
PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
author unknown
Movin out
Two men were having coffee, when one of them said: Last night, my son just walked into the living r oom and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please give my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”
The other man said:” Wow, he really said that?”
“Well, he didn’t put it quite that way. He actually said...’Dad, I’ve decided to work for Obama’s re-election campaign.’