When I had my last check-up my doctor said I needed to give up half of my sex life. So I asked, which half, thinking about it or reading about it?
Dr Seuss meets Obama
“I do not like Barack Obama, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like that sneaky crook, or how he lies and cooks the books. I do not like it when he steals, I do not like his secret deals. I do not like that metro man, I do not like his ‘YES WE CAN.’ I do not like his spending spree, does he not know that nothing’s free? I do not like his smug replies, I do not like his constant lies. I do not like his kind of hope. I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope.”