First smart thing he has done in his life. The lottery is an idiot tax. You would have better luck buying $1 of a sub penny stock and hoping for the best (heck, you would have better odds buying a coke with it and hoping you pee gold).
But but buttttttt
It’s for the chiiiiiiiillllllldrennnnnnnnn!
Some of the lotto money ‘supposedly’ goes for scholarships and education.
You know, like that massive tobacco settlement money went for stop-smoking education, etc.
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Yep, the lottery is a tax on people who can’t do math.
That's what my boss told me. I said the odds were infinitely better than getting rich working for him.
Then it's safe to assume that Joe Biden bought a ticket.
Yep! And chances are good that tomorrow morning some idiot is going to wake up very, very rich.
I hope that idiot is me!