Of course he can still work.
All he needs is a Parrot.
Unemployed man cuts off foot to continue claiming jobless benefits – only to discover he is still eligible for work
He should have removed his brain instead because apparently he does not use it anyway.
He at least has his own miter saw and knows how to use it. and you can do that on one foot.
I’d give him a job where he has to stand all day.
Well he qualifies to be a politician, he can sit on his butt all day and spend other peoples money (he has experience) and he doesnt need common sense or any brains either...
Of course he can still work.
All he needs is a Parrot.
It scares me that we have people who would waste their lives on a crumby couch all day watching TV in poverty or even disable themselves into poverty rather than put an ounce of work into their lives.