Did anybody win that Mega Lottery?

3/30/2012 | Me

[Dallas59]

I'm tired of waiting 10 minutes in line at the gas station just to buy cigarettes.

[Impy]

I bought my ticket early in the morning so as to avoid the possibilty of lines.

[psjones]

Maybe it’s time for you to quit smoking?

I’m kind of hoping someone won, I’m tired of making trips to the store just to buy lottery tickets :-).

[Dallas59]

[Jonty30]

I hope it hasn’t.

I want the world’s first billion dollar lottery prize to go to one winner.

Me.

[Dallas59]

Everybody was in a good mood tonight though. Now I’m waiting for the rash of bank robberies.

[garyb]

I’d be bloody rich, if I could win for having zero white balls and zero mega balls.

Maybe that did not come out the way I had meant.

Meanwhile, if there are no winners today, next Tuesday’s jackpot could be $975,000,000

[GlockThe Vote]

I didn’t ven get one number!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I'm rich! I'm rich!

(No, I didn't win and I don't have much money but yeah I'm rich)

[jimpick]

I think Marl Levin won. He was saying he was going to on his show tonight.

[donna]

They could beat out Soros and Mitt too buy the Presidency for themselves!

[Perdogg]

2-4-23-38-46 MB-23

[Irish Eyes]

Meanwhile, if there are no winners today, next Tuesday’s jackpot could be $975,000,000

If that happens...count me in

:)

[dalereed]

There’a a vrey good posibility that no one won since there were 2 23s drawn.

The results won’t be up for at least another hour and a half or so.

[Dallas59]

Wonder if Obammy will claim it. For the hooded childrens.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Waiting for my sis to get home to find out if she won anything, doubt it though, what are the odds that someone actually chose the #23 twice. I didn’t play but the winning numbers were not numbers I would have chosen anyway

[SamAdams76]

If I won that lottery, I would probably hold on to that ticket for about a year just so all the commotion would die down. Last thing I need is to be on TV as winning a $600m jackpot. I would have all sorts of lost cousins and ne'er-do-wells from my past climbing out of the woodwork to be my best buddy. Not to mention all the shyster lawyers and scam artists that would hunt me down 24/7.

No way do I want all that kind of attention. That would just irritate the hell out of me. So if I am the winner, I will just sign the back of the ticket and store it away for a while until all the hubbub dies down. Then, when the coast is clear, I will quietly show up at the Lottery headquarters, take it in a lump sum and move to some warm, tropical place where I can change my name and live out my remaining days sitting on the beach with a good book and one of those umbrella-type drinks in my hand, served up by those voluptueus island-women and yes, I will tip well.

Yes, my wife and dog can come too.

[Jonty30]

One never knows.

In Canada, for their 6/49 lottery, the numbers drawn for one lottery were something along the lines of:

40, 41, 42, 44, 47, 49

And somebody won.

[Husker24]

Damn, now I have to go back to work Monday.

[Jonty30]

Those in the know advise claiming your prize and then disappear for 6 months.

Go anywhere, just get out.