Babe, you are full of it.
You are thin lipped, mealy mouthed and mousy haired.
That Schnoze is something. Ever think of donating to a museum that houses doorknockers?
The forehead? I think we just drop you in the ocean and use it as an aircraft carrier for our planes to land on.
Honey, the facts just do not support your claims and if I had to go court to defense your claim the judge would toss your case with prejudice and warn of litigous litigant.
LOL.