[Lucky9teen]

How about them gas prices...?

[ShadowAce]

Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!

[smokingfrog]

:-)

[Currentriverrat]

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO TGIF

[Old Sarge]

In Before The Ping!! Happy Friday, y’all!

[Lucky9teen]

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[N. Theknow]

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy, the little girl asks, how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks,"Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about herself,'"the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are. You are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 130 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in Heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

"Because you got an F in sex."

[bigbob]

[N. Theknow]

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.

Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.

The substitute wanted to know what to play.

"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."

During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."

At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

[Monkey Face]

Top 15!!!

[ErnBatavia]

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[spokeshave]

Obama makes good on his complaint that US currency has old white geezers and doesn't have pictures that look like him....

Issues all new currency called the Barak at a rate on 1 Barak = $1000

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[mrs. a]

I’m on the first page! SWEEEET!

Now, what do I do?

[Aevery_Freeman]

After an apparently successful evening at the local watering hole, a young man and his new friend found themselves preparing for bed.

As she waited in the bed, he began undressing, first removing his shoes and socks. His toes were a unsightly mess of twisted stubs.

“Don’t worry, I had Tolio as a kid.” he explained.

Upon removing his pants she saw his terribly pock-marked knees.

“It’s nothing,” he said. “Just a severe case of Neasles when I was young.”

Finally, he removed his underwear at which point his date blurted out…

“Don’t tell me — Smallcox?”

[luvie]

I warned him about the microwave!!
(Happy Easter, all!)

[New Perspective]

Just one from me today.