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To: annieokie
Trust me...God Himself loves golf, created it as the only honest game, and then shared it with us humans to amuse himself as he watches us struggle with it...

I picture God with a 1000 inch flat screen, Dolby Surround Sound set to theater mode, kicking back in his "Media" room (cloud), saying, "Dang it, biy...stop with the three putts already."

30 posted on 04/12/2012 6:58:06 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Are you behind a "Blade of Grass?")
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To: IrishPennant
Dang it, biy

Whoops...should be: Dang it, boy

No excuse for typos...

31 posted on 04/12/2012 7:01:03 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Are you behind a "Blade of Grass?")
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To: IrishPennant
Love your sense of humor, and God I am positive certainly has one as well, HE invented humor.

BUT, as I told my pastor who loves to play golf, there can't be Golf in heaven. How would we play when everyone is a winner, hole in one every hole, what's the point? No losers, as there are no tears in heaven, no anger!

My pastor didn't like that very much, I managed to ruin his day. Oh well. lol

32 posted on 04/12/2012 9:03:19 PM PDT by annieokie
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