I picture God with a 1000 inch flat screen, Dolby Surround Sound set to theater mode, kicking back in his "Media" room (cloud), saying, "Dang it, biy...stop with the three putts already."
Whoops...should be: Dang it, boy
No excuse for typos...
BUT, as I told my pastor who loves to play golf, there can't be Golf in heaven. How would we play when everyone is a winner, hole in one every hole, what's the point? No losers, as there are no tears in heaven, no anger!
My pastor didn't like that very much, I managed to ruin his day. Oh well. lol