[PapaBear3625]

Then they started stopping by. One time there was a young woman walking around our backyard, looking in my detached office, looking in our sheds and just looking around. One of my boys told me so I grabbed a 12 gauge shotgun, opened the door, pointed the shotgun at her, she turned pale and started screaming "I'm with the census bureau."

If I get a young woman from the census bureau showing up, I'm going to draw upon my inner Laz:

"Julie sent you, didn't she?"

"No, I'm from the census bureau"

"That's what the last few women all said. They were really here because Julie told them how good I am at sex. Julie really liked it, and told all her friends, and now they can't leave me alone!! All day and all night, they can't leave me alone!"

"Sir, I really AM from the census bureau!"

"Doris said she was from the census bureau. I'm tired of her now. You can take her with you. She's in the basement".

Continue until she runs away...

[scripter]

I like it! Perhaps I’ll use that next time.