You get an A+ for a funny joke that I can tell my sons.
Here’s another that always brings an “OH DAD!!!” out of kids....
A guy goes to a baseball game. He has tickets up in the “300” section. As he gets settled, he thinks he sees a pal of his, way down low, in the 100 section. “Hey Steeve ! “, he yells. No answer.
A bit later in the game, he thinks, “I’m sure that is Steve. I’m going to see, one more time”. So, again, he stands up and yells with all his might, “HEY STEEEEEVE !!!!!”. Still no answer. And those around him are getting a little annoyed at the racket he’s making.
It’s the bottom of the 9th, the game almost over. One last time, he is sure it’s his buddy, Steve. “Heck! If it is, maybe they we can eet up for dinner after the game.” He hasn’t seen Steve in ages. So he yells “HEYYYYY STEEEEEEEEEVE !!!!!!!”.
Well, this time, a guy way down in the 100 section responds. He stands up and looks up to the guy who has been calling out all during the game and yells, “I’M NOT STEVE !!!!”