An alien came up to me and asked me to take him to our leader. I showed him Obama, but he left in his UFO after telling me there is no INTELLIGENT LIFE in Washington, DC. :)
16 posted on 04/28/2012 9:44:08 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
An alien walks into a massage parlor and says take me to your kneader.
26 posted on 04/28/2012 10:24:57 AM PDT by Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)