Dental implants. With a successful civil suit, the victim (notwithstanding his stupidity) can have a perfect smile with no risk of a toothache for the rest of his life. Titanium posts, perfect pearly whites, its within his grasp.
Your logic is gumming up a funny thread.
22 posted on 04/29/2012 3:45:58 AM PDT by Former War Criminal
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