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A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'

'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'

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Happy Smile Month!


63 posted on 05/02/2012 11:48:09 AM PDT by JustAmy (Our military men and women have my support!!)
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To: JustAmy
chuckling smiley

74 posted on 05/02/2012 12:25:46 PM PDT by oldteen
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To: JustAmy

OMG! I went backwards through the thread and then I saw your real opening. Loved it, too. I had thought the jukeboxes were the opening....oh, well, I loved it all. Stuff happens!! ((((HUGS))))


81 posted on 05/02/2012 1:18:45 PM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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