My Dearest [Girl's name],
Your [color] [body part] make my [body part] [verb] like a [adjective ][animal] in [event].
I can't wait to [verb] you to [event] on [date].
I hope you like [food] and [activity], especially the [adverb] kind...
Your [adverb] [relationship],
[nickname]
-PJ
Your [adverb] [relationship],
[nickname]
My actual love letters used to read like that.
yeah, I'm a real ladies' man