La-a
Honest to goodness, there was a news story about a mother who was angry at her daughter's school and teachers because they couldn't pronounce her name. They kept calling her (phoneticly) "Lahh" or "Laya" or "Lahh-ahh"
Of course, La-a = "La-dasha"
Some parents are giving their kids names that they will never live up to.
I know a girl named Alexus - she looks like Abuick.
Another friend named Champagne - she looks like a 40.
Saw the ugliest little boy stumbling around, knock kneed, bug eyed, with a big ugly head - his mom says “Get over here Denzel!”.