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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
ALWAYS have a monkey designated driver!
To: nickcarraway
Just a “trunk monkey” assisting the impaired driver.
3 posted on
05/04/2012 11:20:06 PM PDT by
A_Tradition_Continues
(formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98 Class of '98)
To: nickcarraway
Stuff like this can happen.
Seriously.
/johnny
To: nickcarraway
Right turn, Clyde.
5 posted on
05/04/2012 11:26:37 PM PDT by
Ken H
(Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)
To: nickcarraway
Why am I thinking of Wally’s service monkey in DILBERT ?
8 posted on
05/04/2012 11:35:12 PM PDT by
dr_lew
To: nickcarraway
How do you go about bailing out a monkey?
/johnny
To: nickcarraway
Of course he had poor balance and was weaving. He’s got a monkey on his back!
12 posted on
05/04/2012 11:56:30 PM PDT by
Terry Mross
("It happened. And we let it happen." Peter Griffin - FAMILY GUY)
To: nickcarraway
There’s a country music song in there somewhere.
14 posted on
05/05/2012 12:11:55 AM PDT by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: nickcarraway
There’s a country music song in there somewhere.
15 posted on
05/05/2012 12:11:55 AM PDT by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: nickcarraway
punchline:...”yeah OK, but you don’t have to hit me in the head”
22 posted on
05/05/2012 12:41:08 AM PDT by
Doogle
(((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: nickcarraway
No wonder he has to have a monkey riding shotgun: he’s drunk.
To: nickcarraway
I miss the old days.
I miss driving 55 miles without headlights, well buzzed, drinking plenty of beer, with a monkey and a girlfriend, then getting to a gas station where I traded the monkey for some gas, and something to do with the(alternator/regulator? whatever).
Thirty six hours later I was free of it all, except for the girlfriend, I got a friend to drop us off on the freeway, made sure that I had no ID, searched my pockets and found about 11 (or 35) cents, threw that away, and set off hitchhiking for many months of adventure.
26 posted on
05/05/2012 1:23:16 AM PDT by
ansel12
To: nickcarraway
27 posted on
05/05/2012 1:27:02 AM PDT by
Safetgiver
(The predator class is upset because they are being shot.)
To: nickcarraway
Wait a second here... Was the monkey driving? If he was, that’s a clean way out of the DUI charge. Assuming of course that the monkey was sober.
29 posted on
05/05/2012 1:31:55 AM PDT by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
To: nickcarraway
Wait a second here... Was the monkey driving? If he was, that’s a clean way out of the DUI charge. Assuming of course that the monkey was sober.
30 posted on
05/05/2012 1:31:58 AM PDT by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
To: nickcarraway
"Does your minkey have a li-sonce?"
To: nickcarraway
35 posted on
05/05/2012 2:30:58 AM PDT by
lowbridge
(Joe Biden: "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy.")
To: nickcarraway
“Officer, the monkey was driving and he hasn’t had a drop”.
38 posted on
05/05/2012 3:48:15 AM PDT by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: nickcarraway
44 posted on
05/05/2012 6:21:05 AM PDT by
tnlibertarian
(I <3 PEJSWDTDSOPC)
To: nickcarraway
Sounds like a set-up for a Jerry Clower story
45 posted on
05/05/2012 6:35:30 AM PDT by
RatRipper
(I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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