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Obama is a "post turtle"
05-09-12 | Me

Posted on 05/09/2012 9:17:30 PM PDT by Kevin in California

Not certain how to post pictures here so I hope this works.

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YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE.

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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man...Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a POST TURTLE ''...

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put him up there to begin with."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: postturtle

1 posted on 05/09/2012 9:17:31 PM PDT by Kevin in California
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To: Kevin in California
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2 posted on 05/09/2012 9:18:52 PM PDT by Kevin in California
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To: Kevin in California

On behalf of sane turtles, we collectively say: “To shell with Obama”.


3 posted on 05/09/2012 9:20:25 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Kevin in California
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4 posted on 05/09/2012 9:22:43 PM PDT by SunTzuWu
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To: Kevin in California

Someone paste Obama’s face on that turtle


5 posted on 05/09/2012 9:22:46 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: SunTzuWu

LOL!!


6 posted on 05/09/2012 9:23:28 PM PDT by SunTzuWu
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To: Kevin in California

You really can’t blame the turtle. He is what he is. The voters...ahem people...who elevated the turtle are an entirely different matter.


7 posted on 05/09/2012 9:25:46 PM PDT by CitizenUSA (Why celebrate evil? Evil is easy. Good is the goal worth striving for.)
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To: Kevin in California

Dude, what is pre-turtle, and why do they want to kill me?


8 posted on 05/09/2012 9:26:40 PM PDT by allmost
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To: allmost

That’s before they got the blue, red, orange and purple headbands.


9 posted on 05/09/2012 9:33:17 PM PDT by wastedyears (There can be only one.)
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To: Kevin in California
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10 posted on 05/09/2012 9:51:36 PM PDT by digger48
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To: Kevin in California

Hillary called O a “Post Turtle” clear back at the beginning of the 2008 campaign season.


11 posted on 05/09/2012 10:35:09 PM PDT by redhead (Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain.)
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To: Delta 21; Kevin in California

Some stole your idea! LOL

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2880467/posts?page=53#53


12 posted on 05/09/2012 11:06:48 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: GeronL


13 posted on 05/09/2012 11:10:16 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Kevin in California; All

Thought this was something from Stephen King’s Dark Tower series.

After the turtle died, the world moved on.


14 posted on 05/10/2012 10:05:09 AM PDT by Conan the Librarian (The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
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To: Daffynition
Definitely a post turtle. Definitely.
15 posted on 05/10/2012 10:23:11 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: Daffynition

That is the funniest thing I have seen all week. :p


16 posted on 05/10/2012 2:00:48 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: GeronL

No matter what the leftie-progressives say about us....at least, we have a keen sense of humor [i.e. until Biden opens his mouth]. :)


17 posted on 05/10/2012 3:39:28 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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