Better to follow Rapscallion. Prison will treat you for free, but I do recommend you do something that puts you into one of the ‘country-club’ prisons, not with the hard criminals.
“do something that puts you into one of the ‘country-club’ prisons”
so you mean get rich/famous/politics, then commit any crime you like, with a bunch of clear evidence
Three hots and a cot
And a Tattoo or two
Three hots and a cot
And a Tattoo or two