[gop4lyf]

I have 0bama’s original birth certificate, signed by the doctor, his college transcripts, and his Selective Service registration card.

I win. :)

[Churchillspirit]

I have Obama's original birth certificate, signed by the doctor, his college transcripts, and his Selective Service registration card.

I win :)

You sure do.....rimshot!

[1L]

I have the 18 minutes of the Nixon tapes, microfilm pictures of the grassy knoll gunmen, and a map in code detailing where Jimmy Hoffa is. Unfortunately, I don’t have a tapedeck, microfilm machine, or code breaker.