A Woman walks into the bedroom with only a sexy skimpy negligee on. She tells her husband he can do anything he wants. So he kisses her passionately, ties her up, and........................................
Goes golfing.
A wife is feeling neglected. Night after night, her hubby comes home from work and goes straight to the computer to surf all his favorite web sites.
So she decides to do something to get his attention. Into her best, revealing negligee, hair piled up on her head, “bedroom” make up and lots of perfume.
She tip toes into the den where hubby is hunched over the computer. Slowly and with a whisper voice, she purrs, “Super sex?”
There’s no response from hubby and she thinks he probably did not hear her so she asks a bit more loudly, “Super Sex ????”. Still no response.
He’s really into his internet. Royally upset, this time she yells “SUPER SEX???!!!!!”
Without turning around, the husband replies, “OK! OK!!!! Enough already. Can’t you see I’m busy? !! I’ll have soup!!”