Afflatus is Latin for a disease, lack of air, that affects old tires on my truck and is related to the word flatulence but how that one could help the other is a mystery of plumbing science.
Edward, from the nursing home, says to keep yer diapers dry but he says that to everyone..... fact is that's all he's said since imbibing his own home brew, come to think of it.
LOL A+++