“I bet Laz wouldn’t touch Lone-Shaker or whatever her name is”
She’s really not bad looking, she has a lovely smile....but, of course, she’s got the crazy eyes.
Crazy bacon-loving eyes!
They could make her their spokesperson, that Piggly Wiggly... or their mascot.
either way.
...she has a lovely smile...
And she has high cheekbones. Do you suppose she’s part Cherokee?