Gadzooks! Only... 
if it is a female prison!
Whoa, Bendy! Here in Spain, we ask first... 
do you know where that finger has been?
Bend? Michael Caine in Spain is making sense for once... 
where has that finger been?
Mike, Duke! Do I have to explain... 
everything to you guys?
Bendy? Oh, Bendy? If you get the women's prison... 
can I have the men's?
Go ahead, Bender! Give Sulu... 
the inside track!
If the position is open for discussing... 
put my name in the pot--
I don't always know where my fingers has been, but when I do... 
I soak it in Dos Equis.
Well, I know where my finger has been... 
on the triggers of all those guns we let walk into Mexico to kill the 2nd Amendment--
Whoa! Did I say that... 
out loud?
You want fries... 
with that finger?
Now, Bendy, if we are talking women's prisons... 
we have a long discussion ahead of us.
Bendy, we vote... 
for you!
What's all the fuss? We had this... 
back in 1969--