Posted on 06/08/2012 2:00:19 PM PDT by BenLurkin
MALIBU, Calif. (KTLA) -- Lindsay Lohan is at a local hospital after being involved in car accident on Pacific Coast Highway.
Lohan was reportedly driving her black Porsche on PCH around when she slammed into the back of an 18 wheeler near Morning View Drive.
No word on her condition.
(Excerpt) Read more at ktla.com ...
Hold on a little longer, Lindsay. I’ve got July in the dead pool ...
“Hold on a little longer, Lindsay. I’ve got July in the dead pool ...”
I have November and bonus is day after Thanksgiving.
It’s morbid, yes.
Poor car still didn’t deserve to be wrecked.
(Okay, obviously from the side, and in a parking lot, not from the rear on a highway...)
She needs to get some good paychecks to pay off all her lawyers, dope suppliers and build a stash for personal use. Give her time .... she’ll be checking out some time in the near future ,... oh, crap .... another week or two of MSM praise and fawning eulogies for the deceased junkie.
I’m guessing texting...
She’s getting quite a bevy of wake up calls from above. Time to wisen up there blondie.
Studying for her next part as James Dean...
Am I the first to suspect this is a fake accident, set up as a publicity stunt for the Liz Taylor biopic? The damage is only on the passenger side of he car.
That may be true, but her passenger may not have been as excited about the deal, LOL.
People drive crazy on PCH. As much as I always enjoyed driving to Malibu from Brentwood, I was always watching out for the drivers next to me.
She hasn’t figured out just who is in charge. She is on a path to death and doesn’t know it.
(Here is a clue Lindsay, when you would pay 100,000 just to trade your place in jail with an empty seat at Denny’s it is time to reassess your decisions.)
PCH is a hell of a drug.
Maybe it did. She ran into the rear of a DUMP TRUCK.
Optimist ...
I’m assuming PCH is Pacific Coast Highway rather than some designer drug? Or is that too generous of an assumption?
Well played. She is a DUMPSTER FIRE.
With her history I’d say she probably DID screw up, but the blanket statement about rear ending 18 wheelers I don’t think applies.
I’m always scared to pass the things, they’ve come over without seeing me many times. And my parked car was once totalled by one making a turn around a corner - the driver didn’t even see he was dragging it until two blocks later.
BAM! WHAM!! SOCKO! WHAM! Poor Mrs. Lurkin; glad she has taken the martial arts. One has to defend themselves when they’re married to LECHERS!!
The real tragedy here is that she, as a smoker, had probably skunked up such a great machine. Is there no respect ???
Not to worry...”Poor Mrs. Lurkin” is doing just fine.
Old Ben paid close attention to what the late, great Geroge Putnam used to say on his radio show:
“The two most improtant words for any husband to learn, in order to have a happy marriage, are ‘Yes Dear’.”
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