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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
VARIOUS | 06/09/2012 | SELF

Posted on 06/09/2012 1:46:36 PM PDT by timlilje

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To: redhead

Sheese, to get to the other side. WTH is wrong with you people. I mean are you stupid or something?


21 posted on 06/09/2012 5:29:34 PM PDT by sueQ
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To: timlilje

BARACK OBAMA: To get to the Polish death camp.


22 posted on 06/09/2012 5:33:28 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!
Why did the possum cross the road?

To get to the middle...

23 posted on 06/09/2012 5:42:25 PM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (It's 3 AM. Let me sleep on it. I'll get back to you in 16 hours.)
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To: timlilje

great stuff


24 posted on 06/09/2012 5:44:32 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Bill Ayers Was *Not* "Just Some Guy In The Neighborhood")
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To: Texaspeptoman

NW Florida, we have em too...


25 posted on 06/09/2012 9:16:54 PM PDT by bluecollarman (Wanted....witty tagline.)
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To: timlilje

Bump.....


26 posted on 06/09/2012 9:51:09 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: Leep

There was a Chick-Fil-A on his side of the road.

Correction:HER side of the road. Not a transgendered Rooster.

Bonus joke: She crossed the road because she heard her chicken friend across the road had good “knock knock” jokes.


27 posted on 06/10/2012 12:51:27 PM PDT by Leep (Enemy of the Statist)
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To: timlilje

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius band?

To get to the same side.


28 posted on 06/10/2012 12:59:00 PM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: timlilje

The chicken crossed the road to prove to the ‘possum and the raccoon that it could be done ...


29 posted on 06/10/2012 1:05:10 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: All
He may make it there yet...


30 posted on 06/10/2012 1:41:01 PM PDT by jy8z (From the next to last exit before the end of the internet.)
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To: timlilje

:)


31 posted on 06/10/2012 5:21:00 PM PDT by VA Voter
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To: GreenAccord

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

To lay it on the line.


32 posted on 06/11/2012 10:56:47 AM PDT by beachgal44
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.


33 posted on 06/14/2012 9:31:23 PM PDT by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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