We need to get these dangerous trees out of peoples yards. You know to save the tree trimmers. Outlaw them ASAP.
No need to outlaw the trees. Just outlaw the fronds. The fronds is to blame.
Actually, it’s the heavy fronds what done him in. Outlaw all heavy palm fronds. Sorta like heavy flushing toilets. Mandate that only light palm fronds are permitted on people’s palm trees.