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[2ndDivisionVet]

If the shoe fits...

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I have to give the thieves credit for being ingenious.

[ransomnote]

So a person stealing one pair of shoes total has cost the stores 2 pairs of shoes total? Each store ends up with one shoe and can’t sell a pair unless they want to try to ‘buy’ the other shoe from the other store.

[afraidfortherepublic]

But, but, but — display shoes are always very small sizes.

[Chainmail]

Imagine how wonderful it would be if the people so ingenious at stealing, actually used those those same talents to get and keep a job.

Then they could actually afford to buy the sneakers...